"A Little Song...A Little Dance...A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants"

Since I was on the road, I didn't get to see Modern Family on March 14. The episode "Send Out the Clowns" was the funniest thing since The Mary Tyler Moore Show's "Chuckle's Bites the Dust." 

I am not usually a fan of this type of humor but you've got to see this episode (click here). Modern Family is the best-written show on television.