Sunday Fun: Mel Brooks on Kansas

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From an ancient Mad About You episode:

"[when I'm buried] I want to lie flat. Like...like Kansas. You know you can see all of Kansas from a high chair? That's how flat it is. Every Kansas child has a terrific view of Kansas on a clear day. They see a little of Nebraska, too."

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