The latest focus-group results are in. And, they are bad. Big Climate made fools out of the catastrophic climate narrative by calling ordinary January and February snowstorms " super-extreme weather ." Now, they must try to recover their sullied credibility. Shown below, for the first time ever, is the Big Climate War Room (BCWR) where they diligently attempt to blame every raindrop (or lack of rain), every snowflake (or lack of snow) and every tornado (or a tornado drought) on global warming. The meeting was called to order by the reclusive Dr. Strangeclimate (in glasses, above). He negotiates the tens of millions of dollars that flow in monthly from various foundations, political groups, and the "protection" money from Big Tech executives who do not wish to be called out for their gigantic carbon footprints.  Awaiting Big Climate's marching orders, via hotline, are three dozen marketing-types on Madison Avenue.  Melvin James Kaminsky, the maddest of Mad Men wo...