A "Homemade Dad Joke"

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Well, the Chiefs lost to the Bills 28-21 this evening, so I thought it would be a good time to celebrate a subpar Chiefs effort with a subpar original Dad joke by a Chiefs' fan....

What did Rashee Rice say to the football when #1 deflected the ball into his hands?

"I'm not Worthy....I'm not Worthy...I'm not Worthy. 

You are welcome. I'm sure Mahomes & Company will do better next week. 

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