Weekend Fun: Harry and Meghan Exit!

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“The ‘Spare’ Heirs” 

 

Come and listen to a story about a prince named Har...

Found he didn’t like the Californ-ee air,

Couldn’t make enough to feed his family food

So he packed ‘em up and shipped the whole brood...

 

To England that is…. Family Jewells … North Sea Oil

 

Ole Har was thinkin’ he’d coin money and drink beer...

But the kin-folks said, “Stay Away From Here!”

“Af-ri-ca is the place you otta be”

But, Har said “no” and they flew to Der-by

 

England that is…old, industrial, and away from fam-lee. 

[ Cue Banjo and announcer: ] The "Spare" Heirs!

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