This column is for Dave Barry fans, only. I'm reading Dave Barry's terrific new book, Class Clown , and on page 119 he talks about an inside joke he had with frequent readers of his weekly column: when someone would send in potential column material from a newspaper story, he would write, "Sent in by alert reader Dave Jones..." Example below. When I read the circled passage of Class Clown , it reminded me of a token of appreciation received a couple of decades ago. I'll have you know that nothing gets past the Smith Family! I want my tombstone to read, "Here lies Mike Smith, meteorologist and Alert Reader." By the way, if Dave ever comes to your town, make it a point to go to his book tour presentation. He is hilarious and will take the time to really speak to you when he autographs your copy of his book. Dave (like all geniuses) is left-handed, Kathleen and Mike in 2016