After viewing the huge line of cars...almost all driven by men...trying to get into "Sam's Club" in northeast Wichita I thought I would pass along today's quote from the Dave Barry Calendar: Men, who are busy during the holiday season with responsibilities such as watching the playoffs, manage to get their wives an average total of one gift, which they wrap hastily at the last minute, which is why they don't notice the wrapping paper says Happy Birthday! Sometimes a husband, trying to make his gift output look larger, will wrap the batteries separately. (I have done this.) I'll have you know that I finished my Christmas shopping last Saturday, an early season record. However, as Dave alludes, I didn't wrap Kathleen's gifts until last night. I don't know about Dave but I can't wrap a gift so it looks good no matter how hard I try! Yes, my mother taught me how, but I just can't get it right! I am afflicted with "tragic all-thumbs ...