After a grim week meteorologically, I thought we needed some humor  going into the holiday weekend.  Dallas, 2023.  My book tours -- with the exception of the airline part -- were generally fun. I had wonderful company from Kim Attwater and Mindy East. The readers were great. Authors Dave Barry and Carl Haissen were both on book tours this week and the latter was at Kansas City's International Airport when he: Broke a tooth on a candy bar Was in a tornado watch. In fact, Carl may have been in a tornado warning  as one passed just north of the airport (southern circle, Kansas City International is at the star). There were two tornadoes in progress; both denoted by circles.  All of this is a long-winded way of introducing Dave's latest report from the road . It is hilarious. It involves TSA/toothpaste, Christmas underwear and prancing nude batchlorette female law students.

Really looking forward to the Kansas Book Festival in Topeka tomorrow.  Mindy and I will be there. The weather for the event should be wonderful with a high of 70°, clear skies and gentle breezes. Please bring your copy of Warnings   for an autograph or we'll sell you one for $20, tax included.

See you at Barnes & Noble at 7pm this evening at Bradley Fair, Wichita, 21st and Rock Road.

Kim and I are headed to Dallas today for interviews tomorrow with WBAP Radio (820AM and 96.7FM) Tuesday and an interview with KXAS TV5 (NBC).