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The 2013 Dave Barry gift guide! Where else where you read prose like this:

Perfect Polly
We think the Perfect Polly concept should be expanded to encompass other pretend critters — hamsters, cats, dogs, children, etc. Maybe some day we could replace the entire U.S. Congress with battery-operated plastic senators and representatives. Come to think of it, we could replace Congress right now with 535 Perfect Pollys. They'd be cheaper and far less likely to text pictures of their private parts. They don't even HAVE private parts, as far as we know.

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So, follow Dave's guide to find the perfect gift for those hard-to-buy-for people on your list!


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