Global Warming: Is There Anything It Can't Do?!

Used to be the only temperature effect on human's was George Costanza's "shrinkage." Now, The Guardian has a ridiculous story that we are going to shrink because of global warming. Of course, if you read down to the bottom of the story, you find this:

Lister is also skeptical that humans will shrink as the climate heats. “We are not really controlled by natural selection,” he said. “If that was going to happen, you’d need to find large people dying before they could reproduce because of climate warming. That is not happening in today’s world. We wear clothes, we have got heating, we have got air conditioning if it is too hot.”

Must have been a really slow news day. Or, more likely, Big Climate is so terrified it has lost the narrative that they'll throw anything against the wall to see if it sticks.