A 'Guy' Gadget

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Every 'guy' who sees this will want one.

Hat tip:  Dave Barry (who else?)

Note: "Guy" is in scare quotes because I am using Dave's definition of "guy." To use Dave's example from when the book was published in 1995, Pope John Paul II was a "man." John McEnroe is a "guy." 

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