But, They Are Working on Climate Change!

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Yes, you can! But, don't worry, our crack team at the Department of Homeland Security is working on climate change.

As one of the writers for the Gawker surmised today, next thing we'll probably hear is DHS will allow a huge wooden horse, a peace gift from ISIS, into the White House.

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