Lionel Hutz, Call Your Office

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Lionel Hutz was the sleezy lawer on The Simpsons who was best known for this bit of dialog:

[Homer has been thrown out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much] 

Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie "The Neverending Story." 

Homer: So, do you think I have a case? 

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history. 

Homer: Woohoo! 

Keep that bit of dialogue in mind as you read this story of two Jersey guys suing Subway for selling 11.5" footlongs.

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